Quotations

“If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of

life would be my god.”  -Napoleon Bonaparte

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. -

Zhuangzi

A believer *KNOWS* God exists the same way a schizophrenic

*KNOWS* his cat is plotting to steal his car.

“An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.”

- John Buchan

Mankind is the puddle, marveling at how perfectly the pothole

conforms to its shape.

Jesus = A common exclamation indicating surprise, disgust,

anger or bewilderment.

Humans alone practice religion because they’re the only

creatures to have evolved such large imaginations.

-Andy Coghlan

“If members of the early Christian church ever came into

contact with any Christian living today, each side would, no

doubt, condemn the other as heretical.”            -J. S. Burke

“Science has done more for the development of western

civilization in one hundred years than Christianity did in

eighteen hundred years.”         -John Burroughs

“The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man

never worshipped anything but himself             -Sir Richard F. Burton

“Belief like any other moving body follows the path of least

resistance.”  -Samuel Butler

we are all born atheists, and atheism outlives all gods

“There is no ‘Complete Idiots Guide to Creationism,’ but

perhaps one is not needed.”         -Andrei Codrescu

if christianity is true that means logic is false, if logic is false

then how does one account for all the marvels of technology

created with logic?

god is just a 3 letter word for universe

if god exists we are just rats in a maze. god is dead: you’re

free!

the universe contains 10 trillion stars, and theists think the

whole thing was built just for us. that’s the equivalent of saying

we developed the entire western world for the Hello Kitty

Vibrator.

“I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with

not understanding the world.” -Richard Dawkins

“Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else

is opinion.”    -Democritus

Eskimo: “If I did not know about God and, would I go to hell?”

Priest: “No, not if you did not know.” Eskimo: “Then why did

you tell me?”

“Those who believe in hell can never know truth, for they are

blinded by fear.”     Emmet F. Fields

“In questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not

worth the humble reasoning of a single individual.”             Galileo

Galilei

“There was a time when religion ruled the world. It was known

as The Dark Ages.”       -Ruth Hurmence Green

“A rational thought a day keeps religion away”             -Matt

Guttentag

“One man’s theology is another man’s belly laugh.”              -Robert

Heinlein

“I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will

of the Almighty Creator.”       -Adolph Hitler

“Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the

absolute rejection of authority.”        Thomas H. Huxley

“religion teaches us that we can make God happy by being

miserable ourselves”       -Robert G. Ingersol

“If the book [the Bible] and my brain are both the work of the

same Infinite God, whose fault is it that the book and my brain

do not agree?”      -Robert G. Ingersol

“It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are

naturally affirmative.”  John Burroughs

“Ocean: A body of water occupying 2/3 of a world made for

man….. who has no gills.”       -Ambrose Bierce

“To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as

erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin.”              –

Cardinal Bellarmino 1615, during the trial of Galileo

“None of the people who claim to have found God have given

us any reason to accept that they have, indeed, found anything

but their own delusions.”       -Kelsey Bjarnason

“In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments; there

are consequences.”        -Robert Ingersol

“The history of intellectual progress is written in the lives of

infidels.”  -Robert G. Ingersoll

“All the professors in all the religious colleges in this country

rolled into one, would not equal Charles Darwin.”             -Robert G.

Ingersoll

The reason muslims kill infidels is because they cant beat

them in debate.      -joecooool

“My objection to Christianity is that it is infinitely cruel,

infinitely selfish, and, I might add, infinitely absurd.”           -Robert

G. Ingersoll

“Think of the egotism of a man who believes that an infinite

being wants his praise!”        -Robert G. Ingersoll

“What excellent fools religion makes of men!”             -Ben Johnson

“You think there is a magic pixie that came from nowhere,

made the universe, then tortures people eternally for not

believing in it, because it loves them? Does that sum it up?” -

Steve Knight

“It should be made clear that in order to live a Christian life,

any Christian must be able to discriminate and hate, because

that’s what the bible says.”        -Bernhard Kuiper

“You can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own

image when it turns out that God hates all the same people

you do.”    -Anne Lamott

“When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad. That’s

my religion.”  -Abraham Lincoln

“The idea that you should always treat the religious convictions

of other people with respect finds no support in the Gospels.”

-Arnold Lunn

“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”              -

Delos McKown

“When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray.”              -Madonna

“Born again?! No, I’m not. Excuse me for getting it right the

FIRST time.”  -Dennis Miller

“There are no atheists in foxholes” isn’t an argument against

atheism, it’s an argument against foxholes.”            –James Morrow

“A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith

does not prove anything.”         -Nietzsche

is man a blunder of God, or God a blunder of man?”               -Nietzsche

“Christianity makes suffering contagious.”           -Friedrich Nietszche

“Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows

with a high powered rifle and scope.”           -P.J. O’Rourke

OPRAH’S ARGUMENT: (1) Check out this video segment. (2)

Now how can anyone watch that and NOT believe in God? (3)

Therefore, God exists.

“Religion is like a necktie. Everyone demands that you have

one, but it serves no useful purpose whatsoever, and just ends

up getting in the way.”       -Scott Palmer

“Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they

do it from a religious conviction”       -Blaise Pascal

“The average fundamentalist has a mind like a steel trap;

snapped shut and rusted closed.”           -Ron Patterson

“Religions are like farts. Yours is good, but everyone else’s

stinks.”   -Picket Fences

“When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity.

When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion.”

-Robert M. Pirsig

“Religion to me has always been the wound, not the bandage.”

-Dennis Potter

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that

people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in

it.”  -Terry Pratchett

“The universe as a totality is without cause, without origin,

without end.”     -Karl Du Prel

“Christianity faces no greater enemy than the age of

information.”  -”Psycho” Dave

“The ‘baby’ doesn’t exist in Christianity. It was a myth

designed to justify the bath water.”          -Fredric Rice

“We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-

powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames

them for his own mistakes.”          -Gene Roddenberry

“Religion is something left over from the infancy of our

intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science

as our guidelines.”      -Bertrand Russell

“The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know

suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours.”             -

Bertrand Russell

“God and Satan alike are essentially human figures, the one a

projection of ourselves, the other of our enemies.”             -Bertrand

Russell

“Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.”              -Carl

Sagan

“You can’t convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not

based on evidence, it’s based on a deep seated need to

believe.”  -Carl Sagan

“theists want to suck gods cock eternally in heaven, i call that

hell”   -AtheistAtLarge

“Pantheism is only a polite form of atheism.”           -Arthur

Schopenhauer

“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the

wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.”          -Seneca the

Younger

“No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is

always convinced that it says what he means.”              -George

Bernard Shaw

“An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.”                -

Fulton Sheen

“Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for

nothing.”  -Bart Simpson saying grace

“Suppose we’ve chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to

church we’re just making him madder and madder”                  -Homer

Simpson

“The prefix “a” means “without,’ so the term “a-theism” literally

means “without theism,” or without belief in a god or gods.”               -

George H. Smith

“I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed

by belief.”  -Gerry Spence

“I call him free who is led solely by reason.”          -Spinoza

“Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told.

Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.”              -

Jerry Sturdivant

“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of what he was

never reasoned into.”       -Jonathan Swift

“And on the 4.5 billionth year man said: Let there be god.”               -

Justin Thomas

“Low probability is not a miracle, merely a statistic.”           -Justin

Thomas

“The unexplained is not the supernatural, but             merely a lack of

knowledge on our part.”  -Justin Thomas

“If lightning is the anger of the gods then gods are concerned

mostly with trees.”  -Lao Tse

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”               -Mark

Twain

“It ain’t the parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that

bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.”            -Mark Twain

“It is better to read the weather forecast before we pray for

rain.”  -Mark Twain

“can god create true randomness? if he cant hes not

omnipotent, if he can hes not omniscient”             -Joecooool

“Life is not a miracle. It is a natural phenomenon, and can be

expected to appear wherever there is a planet whose

conditions duplicate those of the earth.”          -Harold Urey

“As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to

commit atrocities.”      -Voltaire

“What the mind doesn’t understand, it worships or fears.”                -

Alice Walker

“A theologian is a person who uses the word “God” to hide his

ignorance.”  -Lemuel K. Washburn

“God’s name is not considered good at the banks.”                -Lemuel K.

Washburn

“A humanist is an atheist who cares.”           -Dr. Wendell Watters

If you want to know what happens after you die: go look at

some dead things!

“I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I had been dead

for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not

suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”           -Mark Twain

“Truth in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has

survived.”    -Oscar Wilde

“The devil is only a convenient myth invented by the real

malefactors of our world.”        -Robert Anton Wilson

“A cult is a religion with no political power”         -Tom Wolfe

“I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.”        -Frank Lloyd Wright

“Lighthouses are more helpful than churches.”              -Benjamin

Franklin

“The way to see by Faith is to shut the eye of Reason.”               -

Benjamin Franklin

“Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on

man.”  -Thomas Jefferson

“My country is the world, and my religion is to do good.”              -

Thomas Paine

freethinker: A person who forms opinions about religion on the

basis of reason, independently of tradition, authority, or

established belief.

Fundamentalism means never having to say “I’m wrong”.

“Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich”

Two hands working do more than a thousand clasped in prayer

The fool says in his heart, “There is no God”… The Wise Man

Says it to the World!

A man without a religion is like a fish without a bicycle.

Man created God in his own image.

“If the Bible proves that God exists then comic books prove the

existence of Superman.”

A Humanist or an Atheist can’t tell you to go to hell but a

Christian can and will.

In the beginning there was nothing, and God said, “Let there

be light.” And there was still nothing, but you could see it.

A mystic is someone who wants to understand the universe,

but is too lazy to study physics        -anonymous

Christianity: Safer than a lobotomy, but just as effective. -

anonymous

“Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the

imagination.”  -Edward Abbey

“If Atheism is a religion, then health is a disease!”          -Clark

Adams

“Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having

to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”           -

Douglas Adams

“Faith in God and seventy-five cents will get you a cup of

coffee.”   -Wayne Aiken

“Had I been present at the creation of the world, I would have

proposed some improvements.”             -Alfonso X

“saying prayers is equivalent to believing that the universe is

governed by a Being who changes his mind if you ask him to.”

-Steve Allen

“A belief is not true because it is useful.”        -Henri Frederic Amiel

“Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion

is answers that may never be questioned.”             -Anemones

“If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it

rained, you’d see the proof of elves.”         -Ariex

“Religious Cult: The church down the street from yours.”                -B.C.

cartoon

“People prefer to believe what they prefer to be true.”             -Francis

Bacon

“You’re basically killing each other to see who’s got the better

imaginary friend” -Richard Jeni

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.

Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole

one and asked Him to forgive me.”            -Emo

“And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would

have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who

doubt His existence” -Bertrand Russel

” Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not

omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he

neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”              -Epicuru

Don’t pray in my school, and I won’t think in your church

“With or without religion, you would have good people doing

good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good

people to do evil things, that takes religion.” -Steven Weinberg

Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human

intelligence.

“Man created God in his image : intolerant, sexist, homophobic

and violent.” -marie

“Religion does three things quite effectively: Divides people,

Controls people, Deludes people.” -Carlespie Mary Alice

McKinney

“As people become more intelligent they care less for preachers

and more for teachers” -Robert G. Ingersoll

“People who don’t like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn’t

have such funny beliefs” -homer simpson

“If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse” -Woody Allen

“Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking

the questions.” -Frater Ravus

“So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the

Gospels in praise of intelligence” -Bertrand Russell

“a perfect being would have no reason to create anything,

either god is imperfect, or he doesn’t exist” -joecooool

Without the god, life is everything.

“And on the trillionth day, Man created Gods.” -Thomas D. Pate

“Stop lying to children – Break the cycle of religion” -Bumper

sticker

“The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance — it is the

illusion of knowledge.”      -Daniel Boorstin

“Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick.”            -George Carlin

“Children are born without religion, don’t give them your

neurosis.”  -Nick Kinnan

“It’s better to live in freedom for one life time than to be a

slave of God for an eternity.” -Mimoun Raddahi

“What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed

without evidence”       -Christopher Hitchens

“I’m a poly-atheist – there are many gods I don’t believe in.”              -

Dan Fouts

“Religion serves men as blinders serve horses.”             -Eric Williams

Primates often have trouble imagining a universe not run by an

angry alpha male

if triangles had a god, He would have three sides

“who created god? if your answer is hes eternal they why not

save a step and simply say matter and energy is eternal?” -

joecooool

“In 1000 years we will all be Atheist or we will no longer be.”              -

Rich Rodriguez

“Religion. It’s given people hope in a world torn apart by

religion.” -Jon Stewart (Daily Show)

“question everything or believe anything” -bumper sticker

“God is Santa for adults.” -Haili

“you could spend a lifetime studying a religion, study two and

you will be done within the hour.” -andyc

“Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply

no major premises” -Ambrose Bierce

“A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth

even if nobody believes it” -sir David Stevens

“It is always better to have no ideas than false ones; to believe

nothing, than to believe what is wrong.” -Thomas Jefferson

“Religion is the biggest joke humankind has ever played on

itself.” -Jaws007

“It is better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist

in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.”             -carl sagan

“God is just an imaginary friend for adults”           -Morgan freeman

“You can achieve no greater spirituality… than with hard

science.”    -Kurt Abraham

“Religious wars: Isn’t it ironic that our fear of death could

actually be the death of us.”        -John Kelly Ireland

“Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find

it.”  -Ambrose Bierce

prayer wastes time and gives false hope            -joecooool

“A moral man needs religion as much as a blind man needs

sunglasses.”     -LJM

“I expect death to be nothingness and, for removing me from

all possible fears of death, I am thankful to atheism.”            -Isaac

Asimov

“All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do

nothing.”  – Edmund Burke

“Man is the measure of all things: of things which are, that

they are, and of things which are not, that they are not.”              -

Protagoras

“As to gods, I have no way of knowing either that they exist or

do not exist, or what they are like.” -Protagoras

“science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings”

-reddit

“Faith may not move mountains, but it does a number on

skyscrapers”.     -reddit

“Praying to a rock yields the same results as praying to a

deity.”   -M. Flohr

“Those waiting for an afterlife miss out on this one.”            -Thomas

“God… a being whose only definition is that he is beyond man’s

power to conceive.”  -Ayn Rand

“The only miracle I can find in religion is that not one follower

questions the silliness of it.”     -Baron von Knifty

Atheism is a religion, just like “off” is a TV channel

“A belief is an idea around which we close our minds”              -Bob

Allen

“I have no desire to go to heaven, I am afraid of being the only

one there.”     -Gerry

“If God gave us the ability to reason, why would he punish us

for it?”  -Hannah

“When a child has an imaginary friend they go to a

psychologist. When an adult has an imaginary friend, they go

to church”    -The Reverand Doctor 348CH

“Religion is a bad answer to a good question.”            -chris

mccasland

“The greatest tragedy in mankind’s entire history may be the

hijacking of morality by religion.”       -Arthur C. Clarke

“Faith is the unflagging determination to remain ignorant in the

face of any and all evidence that you’re ignorant.”            -Shaun

Mason

The reason jesus advocated forgiveness so much is not

because he was supernatural, it was simply because he was a

leader and at the time the jews were living under the

oppression of the romans, and if the acted on their oppressors

they would have been slaughtered. so his teachings were

nothing more then a survival technique for them at the time.

Ever notice this about religion: The bigger the hat the bigger

the bullshit.

christianity = The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was

his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat

his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your

master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is

present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a

talking snake to eat from a magical trree.

“soon religious fundamentalist extremists are going to acquire

nuclear weapons, and self fulfill their own doomsday

prophecies”  -joecooool

“Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the

entrails of the last priest.”     -Denis Diderot

“atheists celebrate life, while theists are in church celebrating

death” -dudev

“The more you know, the less you believe.”             -Fortune Cookie

“How can 47% of Americans believe Jesus is coming back?

There’s no evidence to show he was even here in the first

place!”  -Esiah Zakite

“I fear no ones god, but i do fear the people who worship those

gods”    -antony saunders

I would rather open a child’s mind to wonder than close it with

belief.

“man was created by water to carry it uphill”            -tom robbins

“If there were universals they would be known to all”              -mark

s.crooks

“I was raised Catholic… and I was never molested. Quite

frankly I’m a little insulted.”     -Bill Maher

science is evidence without certainty, religion is certainty

without evidence.

“They’re right to call it the ‘Holy Book’… after all it’s full of

holes.”  -Prof Uri Nassol

“Better an uncomfortable truth than a comfortable lie.”              -

Godfrey Zoan

If god created man in his own image and likeness, then why

aren’t we invisible too?

if there was a god id still have both nuts.”         -Lance

Armstrong

“The only time I’ve ever prayed to God was for an erection.”                -

Christopher Hitchens

“the only church that enlightens is the one thats ablaze.”              -

savage beastie

“If this is a game of hide and seek… god is the winner!”             -Allah

Verpint

“Seeing patterns is only proof of OUR intelligence” -Michael Bell

“God is real…………………………………….not!!!” -Borat

Gods don’t kill people, People with gods kill people

“If truth was sitting on a fence and howling like a cat, religion

would throw a shoe at it.”        -Baron von Knifty

“‘God’ is a sound some people make instead of “I don’t know.”

-W. Fristoe

If you believe in the supernatural, why don’t you believe in the

Boogie Man? There are countless books and folk tales about

him, too.

Anyone who needs a book to find their soul is truly lost.

“Religion: A man made answer to a man made problem…”                     -

Stuart Vealey

“I do not believe in ghosts, holy or otherwise.”            -Dave Hale

“I would have more respect for Catholicism if it said god

created Atom rather than Adam.”            -Baron von Knifty

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but it should remain

their opinion.”    -Christopher Martin

philosophy is for those who think, religion is for those who

follow

“God is a kid with an ant farm.”         -from “Constantine” a.k.

Rackham

“The best thing about being dumb is that it makes magic

better”  -Demetri Martin

Did Adam and eve have belly buttons?

“IN JERUSALEM..ITS 90 DEGREES IN THE SHADE ,,,,WHERE

DID NOAH GET 2 PENGUINS N 2 POLAR BEARS FROM ?????”                         -

SIR DAVID STEVENS

“If I am, then death is not. If death is, I am not. Why fear that

which cannot exist when I do?”          -Epicurus

“If all men were immortal they would eventually beg for

death.”     -Baron von Knifty

in god we rust

“Prayer = Getting nothing for something.”            -Baron von Knifty

Religion: What you don’t see is what you get.

Logic=Blasphemy

“When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.

“  -Ayn Rand

“until every natural cause in the universe is known its always

more reasonable to assume a unexplainable effect simply has a

yet unexplained natural cause” -joe

“it’s difficult to reason someone out of a position they didn’t

reason themselves into.”

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer

god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the

other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

stephen roberts

religion = pray, pay, and obey

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the

illusion of knowledge      – hawking

faith is what the emotions call it when they want to illogically

control one of our beliefs

“theists think a complicated and amazing thing like the

universe can’t ‘just exist’ yet a complicated and amazing thing

like god can ‘just exist’.”

“Advanced Intelligence comes late into the universe as the

product of evolution, of gradual escalation from simple

beginnings, and therefore cannot be responsible for designing

it” -dawkins

“The idea of a personal god is quite alien to me and seems

even naive.”     -Albert Einstein

“The inspiration of the bible depends on the ignorance of the

person who reads it.” -Robert G. Ingersoll

To become a religion it is only necessary for a superstition to

enslave a philosophy.

If God listened to the prayers of men, all men would quickly

have perished: for they are forever praying for evil against one

another.    -Epicurus

About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel

good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after                -

Ernest Hemingway

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had

the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it

most? -Mark Twain

Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd

coming out of your ass.         -bill hicks

tired of this back-slapping “Isn’t humanity neat?” bullshit.

We’re a virus with shoes, okay? That’s all we are.              -bill hicks

Why don’t moderates realize that the fundamentalists are the

ones that actually truly follow their holy book? If the

fundamentalists are bad, then the religion is bad.             -reddit

christianty invented sin, so they could sell you a savior.            -

joecooool

You do not need the Bible to justify love, but no better tool has

been invented to justify hate. – Richard A. Weatherwax

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish

and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die

praying for a fish. – Anonymous

If all the Christians who have called other Christians “not really

a Christian” were to vanish, there’d be no Christians left. -

Anonymous

Gods dont kill people. People with Gods kill people. – David

Viaene

I refuse to believe in a god who is the primary cause of conflict

in the world, preaches racism, sexism, homophobia, and

ignorance, and then sends me to hell if I’m ‘bad’. – Mike

Fuhrman

I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious

ideas of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a

personal God. So far as religion of the day is concerned, it is a

damned fake… Religion is all bunk. – Thomas Edison

Most religions prophecy the end of the world and then

consistently work together to ensure that these prophecies

come true. – Anonymous

Religion is like a virus that affects the behavior of its host in

such a way as to propagate itself further. – Jack Pritchard

It’s the moderate in our culture that is preventing a certain

kind of conversation, and preventing us from opposing the

irrationality and dogmatism of real fundamentalists.  -sam harris

Evolution is not a belief. It,s a scientific theory; which is the

most logical explanation of the empirical evidence to date.

“Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but

the truth so help you God?” Yeah!… I’ll tell you about as much

truth as the people that wrote that book, how about that?                -

george carlin