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Helen Hayes
16-May-12Helen Hayes
16-May-12“Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.”
Gracie Allen
14-May-12“When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she’d just make enough for 16 and only serve half.”
Wernher von Braun
29-Apr-12“Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.”
George Bernard Shaw
30-Mar-12“I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.”
George Bernard Shaw
30-Mar-12“I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.”
George Bernard Shaw
30-Mar-12“I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.”
George Ade
12-Mar-12“The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.”
Arnold H. Glasgow
28-Feb-12“A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee.”
Don Herold
27-Feb-12“There’s one thing about baldness, it’s neat.”